The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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