Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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