the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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