Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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