fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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