Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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