he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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