that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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