some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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