Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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