I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
