I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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