Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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