Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I smell stomach acid.
we made out on top of his cat.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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