So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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