I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
do nipples grow back?
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