she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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