playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Randomize
