alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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