I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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