did you get engaged???
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
