okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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