who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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