Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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