I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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