I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I wish you could order shots online.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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