Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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