Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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