Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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