I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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