You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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