i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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