I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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