Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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