how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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