He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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