your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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