Pappa wants mamma naked
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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