Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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