Having a random hookup so left but love u
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
