i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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