No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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