Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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