It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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