Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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