I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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