Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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