Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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