when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just puked most of my soul out..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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