just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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