oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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