just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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