I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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