Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so let's talk penis.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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