I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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