dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
whose ass print is on the piano?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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