I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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