Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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