time to smoke my breakfast
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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